One of mine was one I had sitting on the dash of my '80 Monte. It said "You toucha my car, I breaka you face"
Other favorites include:
Horn broken, Watch for finger Keep honking, I'm reloading Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot I brake for no reason I brake for brunettes Learn from your parent's mistakes- use birth control Forget about World Peace... Visualize your turn signal Are you driving a phone booth? Hang up and drive Beware flying objects, they contain lead I believe all god's creatures have a place on earth. Right next to the mashed potatoes...
my aussie is smarter than your honor student. how is my driving? call 1-800-eat-**** gas, grass, or ass. nobody rides for free. and my favorite honk if you are horny
-- Edited by jyardgirl on Monday 6th of April 2009 05:24:14 PM
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Those who give up liberty for security deserve neither.
Ben Franklin
My buddy Rich (who is a professional mechanic and rebuilt the trans for my Monte) has BADBLZER on his Tahoe. Really cool to find out he recently moved into my neighborhood. I saw one a few days back that read "BUCKYFAN". It was on a newer Red Silverado that was plastered in Wisconsin Badgers logos.
